Its Only Attempted Murder Skinny Tumbler - 20oz Dual Opening

𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗧𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗿

A little dark. A lot of coffee.

This 𝟮𝟬𝗼𝘇 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗿 carries the line “It’s Only Attempted Murder.” Slim enough for a cup holder, with a dual-opening lid so you can use the flip-out straw or drink straight from the sip opening.

𝗞𝗲𝘆 𝗙𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀:
• “It’s Only Attempted Murder” design
• 20 oz skinny stainless steel tumbler
• Dual-opening lid with flip-out straw or direct sip
• Vacuum-sealed double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 12 hours
• Non-slip rubber base
• Slim shape fits most cup holders

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿:
• Dark-humor fans
• Everyday coffee, iced tea, or water
• Desk, commute, or cup-holder use
• Funny gifts for friends who get the joke

𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀:
Hand wash recommended. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀:
• Each tumbler is individually made.
• Finish appearance may vary slightly depending on lighting and angle.

𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗿.
Grab this skinny tumbler today.